What did the guest sing at the Eskimoâ€™s Christmas party ? Freeze a jolly fellow !
What party game did Jekyll like best ? Hyde and Seek !
Did you hear about the man who went to the fancy dress party as a bone ? A dog ate him in the hall !
What would you do if you saw Dracula, Frankenstein & The Swamp Thing ? Hope they were going as a fancy dress party !
Why couldnâ€™t the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ? It was a moth ball !
How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ? Chick to chick !
Did you hear about Draculaâ€™s Christmas party ? It was a scream !
Did you hear about the party with lots of fireworks, balloons & crackers ? It went with a bang !
What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ? Fancy a bite ?
Why couldnâ€™t the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ? He had no body to go with !
What did the big cracker say to the little cracker? My pop is bigger than yours!
Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ? Your teeth !
What bird has wings but cannot fly ? Roast turkey !
Who is never hungry at Christmas ? The turkey â€“ heâ€™s always stuffed !
Noah: I thought we had two turkeys when we left ? Mrs Noah: Well it is Christmas !
Why is a turkey a fashionable bird ? Because he always appears well dressed for dinner !
Where do turkeys go when they die ? To oven !
What kind of bird can write? A pen-guin
What do vampires put on their Christmas turkey? Grave-y.
What did the ghost say to Santa Claus? Iâ€™ll have a boo Christmas without you.
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed? A cookie sheet!
What do you call an Eskimo cow? An Eskimoo.
What do the elves sing to Santa Claus on his birthday? Freeze a jolly good fellow . . .
What kind of ball doesnâ€™t bounce? A snowball!
What does Santa like to eat? A jolly roll.
What did the fuzzy scarf say to the wooly hat? Iâ€™ll hang around while you go on ahead.
How did the blonde make a snow angel? She killed a snowman!
Whatâ€™s Santaâ€™s favorite drink? Coca ho-ho-hola!
What kind of work do you do in the North Pole? Ho-ho-homework!
What did the Christmas tree say to the light bulb when it was sad? Lighten up!
What did the Christmas tree say to the lights? You burn me up!
Why did the chicken deliver the present? Santa was at the spa!
What is red ,white,and black all over? A penguin dressed as santa!
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